Herewith, my annual Christmas letter: Christmas Eve, 2021 Dear Readers, The other day, I was walking in my condo complex when I spotted this couple seated outside their unit. I did a double-take. Hadn’t I just seen them a month or so ago? Huh-uh. They’re down here only for December each year. What!? It had been 11 months? “Scary!” I yelled. Indeed, this year has passed faster than any in my life. New conspiracy theory: The Democrats have conjured a deal with the devil to spee